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Name: Mary-Katherine
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Praltzy:
[n] 1. A place which, before mentioning, did not exist.
2. A go-between station.
3. A means of surreptitious communication and subterfuge.

There are little habits of humanity that don't exist until I write them.

I write the Praltzy.

Going to Heaven

Mon Nov 9, 2009, 1:09 PM
Things I have to do to go to Heaven:

1. Befriend my enemies.
2. Write something that makes someone smile.
3. Cry audibly in a sappy movie. (Check.)
4. Donate change into those little Ronald McDonald boxes. (Check)
5. Adopt a cat.
6. Dust the apartment.
7. Fill 100 white envelopes.



And this is probably why I'm not going to Heaven.


So I moved into my father's apartment, switched schools, read numerous books and panicked -- all in the past two weeks! But I'm stable and happy now. :) So wish me luck! It's NaNoWri-I'm Going to Kill Myself Before Finishing This Novel-Mo!


SHOUT IN MY SHOUTBOX!

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:iconcardinalpsycho:
Thank you for the :+fav:

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I'm not sorry so I won't say I am.
It's your fault.

:iconbored-and-searching:
Thanks for the favorite! :D

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:iconbaskervillehound:
Knaht uoy rof eht hctaw.

God, that is hard to type. I actually have to think about it.
:iconbaskervillehound:
I'm watching you now.

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