Name: Mary-Katherine Groove: Comedy Writing Praltzy: [n] 1. A place which, before mentioning, did not exist. 2. A go-between station. 3. A means of surreptitious communication and subterfuge. There are little habits of humanity that don't exist until I write them. I write the Praltzy. |
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Diction"The kid's a nut!" she shouted. "A complete fruit loop! Didn't you see what she wrote on the grocery list?" Rosco looked down at the list expectantly. "ニンテンドー" he said. "Elixir of Truth. Two bottles of Mignon Ferro rat poison and a thing of cat food." Marietta exploded out of her chair and paced angrily around across the floorboards. "A thing of cat food? Who says a thing of cat food? Nobody says a thing of cat food. And what's she doing with a thing of cat food when she doesn't even have a thing of cat?!"Diction
He quickly stepped aside in an attempt to deter anoth
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Happy Halloween"I wouldn't touch that," he said. "It might rupture." "Rupture?" He shifted from one foot to the other. "Like explode, only a lot more gross."Happy Halloween
Holland backed away from the engine hesitantly. "It looks like a big sack of skin." "That's why they call these 'Living Engines,' you know. The plastic that encases it is a very pliable material. Stretches to fit the machine very easily. Kinda scary to look at, isn't it? They probably didn't need to make it that creepy skin color. I know a lot of workers that are absolutely terrified of this thing." "The gurgling noises don't help." &nb
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BagelsI used to think that maybe you weren’t from Earth, because you moved so much faster than everyone else. But now I know you just make the world move slower so you can get more done in a day. You’re an early worm and a night owl, and now you’re running on fumes. You think maybe you aren’t from Earth, but I know you are. And whatever you’re doing to cheat the system now will bite you in the butt later. And then, maybe, you’ll fall asleep, and I could make you breakfast. Do you like bagels?Bagels
Love, Darla
“You scare the crap straight out of me,” he said.
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Bad Translation III“So the Prime Minister kicked us out of the running for his secretary’s husband?” “Nepotism!” she spat. Elias shifted in his chair. “A-actually, nepotism is strictly filial. This is cronyism, the act of favoring close, subordinate friends over others that might be more suitable for the job.” “Cronyism!” she spat.Bad Translation III
The interpreter looked uncomfortably between the two of them. The barrier between them had surpassed him socially and linguistically, and he looked ready to go home and take a shower. “This is end of message. It say al
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