Name: Mary-Katherine Groove: Comedy Writing Praltzy: [n] 1. A place which, before mentioning, did not exist. 2. A go-between station. 3. A means of surreptitious communication and subterfuge. There are little habits of humanity that don't exist until I write them. I write the Praltzy. |
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Mayans and GardeningThe instructor smeared the sweat off hus forehead with a dirt-streaked arm. "-and that's how you install a garden drip irrigation system. Want to head over to the water garden and see if the algae control agent is working?" Morin wrinkled her toes and watched clods of dirt crumble like ancient civilizations underneath her feet. "The Mayans had no societal epicenter. There were a bunch of large Mayan cities, like, say Copán or Tikal. But unlike the Aztecs and the Inca, there was no central point of their empire." "Fascinating. Grab those tulips, will you?" She grabbed the basket of bulbs as she stood upMayans and Gardening
by *tetemeko
Happy Halloween"I wouldn't touch that," he said. "It might rupture." "Rupture?" He shifted from one foot to the other. "Like explode, only a lot more gross."Happy Halloween
Holland backed away from the engine hesitantly. "It looks like a big sack of skin." "That's why they call these 'Living Engines,' you know. The plastic that encases it is a very pliable material. Stretches to fit the machine very easily. Kinda scary to look at, isn't it? They probably didn't need to make it that creepy skin color. I know a lot of workers that are absolutely terrified of this thing." "The gurgling noises don't help." &nb
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BagelsI used to think that maybe you weren’t from Earth, because you moved so much faster than everyone else. But now I know you just make the world move slower so you can get more done in a day. You’re an early worm and a night owl, and now you’re running on fumes. You think maybe you aren’t from Earth, but I know you are. And whatever you’re doing to cheat the system now will bite you in the butt later. And then, maybe, you’ll fall asleep, and I could make you breakfast. Do you like bagels?Bagels
Love, Darla
“You scare the crap straight out of me,” he said.
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Bad Translation III“So the Prime Minister kicked us out of the running for his secretary’s husband?” “Nepotism!” she spat. Elias shifted in his chair. “A-actually, nepotism is strictly filial. This is cronyism, the act of favoring close, subordinate friends over others that might be more suitable for the job.” “Cronyism!” she spat.Bad Translation III
The interpreter looked uncomfortably between the two of them. The barrier between them had surpassed him socially and linguistically, and he looked ready to go home and take a shower. “This is end of message. It say al
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Bird and SproutOnce upon a day away, there lived a sprout within the shade amongst the forest of sunflowersBird and Sprout
On that day it sighed and mourned its leaves, withered, its roots, forlorn It kept this way for several hours
Until, then, under light's glow a sparrow did decide to flow Beneath the petals filled with sun-shine
Admiring things long out-cast his eyes passed fast then stopped in awe "Hello--what are you there?" he soon chimed
The sprout then hushed, merely replied: "I am nothing in others' eyes It is my life.&nbs
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Going to Heaven
So wish me luck! It's NaNoWri-I'm Going to Kill Myself Before Finishing This Novel-Mo!
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