"I want to push her underwater and keep her there until the bubbles stop," she said. "But I'm not going to. That's why it's called love. Because I'm not going to."
I've been wanting to use that in writing for a while now, but I never found the excuse, so I'll just put that here.
And for your own enjoyment, here's the foreign equivalent of a doughnut in 20 other languages. I didn't just copy and paste these from some site, so my research may be a little inaccurate.