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"Oh Rick!" Bethany exclaimed. "I am so glad to see you!"
Rick popped open a can of icy fresh Pepsi, appreciating the sound of the carbonated fizzle. "Me too, Bethany. How would you like to share a delicious glass of the world-famous Pepsi with me?"
Bethany looked astonished. "But Rick, it's been seven months since we got the news that you were killed in the war! And besides, my favorite Pepsi product is Gatorade, which offers unique fruity flavors, each one bursting with a surge of electrolytes that'll put any athlete back in the game!"
"Not to worry, my darling!" Rick pressed his index finger across Bethany's supple lips. "I can't get you any of that delicious Gatorade because they sawed off my legs. But I've been living off Aquafina Purified Water for a month and a half, and my body has never been happier!"
Bethany burst into tears and threw her arms around her lover. "Rick! Rick, my darling! Let's drink Aquafina Purified Water and think up baby names, 'cause honey, you knocked this girl up!"
WHAT IF PEPSI SPONSORED HARLEQUIN ROMANCE NOVELS?

They named their baby Mountain Dew.

I'd be very interested if any writers would like to try this idea out. ;D They're a lot of fun. I'll also be overjoyed if this is taken down for some legal reason.


Pepsi, Aquafina, and Gatorade all (c) Pepsi Co.
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Censor-Man Apr 28, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Reminded me of the sponsors scene from Wayne's World. Both full of sponsorship and lulz.
:D
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:iconschedgehogxx:
SChedgehogxX Jan 14, 2010
I DRANK SOME PEPSI AND I'M FEELING GREEEEEEAAAATTTTTTT! *shot*
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:icondizzydrow:
LMFAO.

I LOVED THIS.

My god, I want to TRY a product-placement satire now! XD
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:icontetemeko:
Do it! xD They're so cheesy.
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:iconred--iodine:
I totally just realized I drank a bunch of Pepsi totally after reading this...
XDD
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:icontetemeko:
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES BEEPILY BEEPILY BOOP.
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:iconsneaksby:
Haha! The last line is the best.
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:icontetemeko:
I was hesitant to put it in, but I really love it. ;P Thanks!
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:iconyouinventedme:
HA*!



*this laugh sponsored by Nabisco
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