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1. “You sing in public places,” he said slowly. “Under your breath. You, you do this thing where you don’t move your lips but still try to say all the lyrics, and then you stop the moment you think someone notices. It’s the cheapest and most embarrassing thrill you can think of.”
“Everybody does that.”
“No they don’t. Only you.”

2. Don’t trust people who write in capital letters, she said. Don’t trust people to open a window when you have a perfectly good ceiling fan. Don’t trust the poor, they’re everywhere, and if they notice you they’ll eat you alive. You can trust your pediatrician and Jesus and that pretty much covers it.

3. “What’s the corn for?” Della asked.
He picked up a stick and tapped it against his calf. “The deer. They come and eat it, so we can go and eat them.
“Corn kills deer?”
Her IQ peaked roughly around to that of table salt.
So I can't write.
I can't eat.
I can't focus.

"Corn kills deer?"
ffff I really asked this question. WELL RICE KILLS BIRDS, SO I THOUGHT-

On the plus side, I got a home-made valentines day card from somebody today that said, "Be my left ventricle." How do people know me so well?! D8<
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imz97 Aug 6, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
aww, really like the first one. its cute. but i think the girl should be saying that to the guy, not vice versa. it would just be cuter that way. xD

you are about the only person that i've found on deviant art whos legit good at writing. everyone else is writing fanfic and emo poetry.
RalfMaximus Mar 24, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
"Corn kills deer?"
ffff I really asked this question. WELL RICE KILLS BIRDS, SO I THOUGHT-

"Wait! Don't give her that!"

"It's just some dried corn--"

"No! You don't understand!!"

*piff ka-boom*
bright-water-fox Feb 28, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
pediatrician and jesus.... I love you
xCamix Feb 22, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Errr... I actually do the first point.


The second one was neat, but the third one was gorgeus! Really, it makes me laugh a lot.

And... What a sweet Valentine's card xD Well, at least you received a Valentine's card :P
I think I got the joke... :D nice!
These are really good :D
I am intruiged.
Thank you. :hig:
you wouldn't be hugging me if you knew what I shouted at the screen.
it sounded a little like


but it was blurred by an overtone of panic, so who knows?
neurotype Feb 13, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle: About the third one: ouch!
Personally I've given up on forcing myself to write, but doing these kinds of tidbits is good. If you're blocked, you could try iterations--maybe add a little more of the scene each time.

I love it! XD
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