STORYLINES IN PROGRESS

Space Bakers: "You think it'd be about cookies, but it's actually a lot about intergalactic warfare."
Candlesticks: "That one I'm supposed to be dedicated to, but I keep thinking about the above storyline and the below storyline instead."
Rosco's Circus of Imaginary Things: "You think it'd be about circuses, but it's actually a lot about interga- (just kidding. EDIT- JUST KIDDING. TAKE A JOKE, PEOPLE.)
Peter Panic: "You think it'd be about Peter Pan, and, well. It's about Peter Pan."
Freelance Rescue: "I've never told you guys about it besides the piece titled 'Freelance Rescue' so nobody's gonna vote for this one anyways."



Punchline Islands
So I'm in a writing slump, and instead have been working vigorously on my new style of comedy writing that I like to call Punchline Islands.

(...Alright, I don't actually like to call them that. The name's a work in progress.)

SO! Here's the formula.
(statement one), [marker. i.e. he/she/it said.] (statement one continued.)
(question) [no marker.]
Statement two. (Statement three.)


And if that made any sense to you at all, I applaud you, because I've been doing it for years and it still doesn't make much sense to me.

People You Should Know About
~The-Lullaby bombarded me with a hell of a lot of attention the other day, and I totally appreciate. So go to his page and write him something backwards. ot tnaw uoy wonk ouY.

*RalfMaximus is just the best writer ever and there's nothing anybody can do about it. Just go read his stuff.

=wonderfulrachel makes me feel all happy inside. Do you want to feel all happy inside? Go do nice things like =wonderfulrachel does.


Colleges

GALLAUDET SENT ME AN EMAIL.
GALLA-FREAKING-DET.
THEY SAW MY SAT SCORES AND WANT MY APPLICATION.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ THIS IS MY DREAM SCHOOL.
(Once they find out I'm hearing, my chances of getting in get sliced up like a pizza pie.)




That's about it, I guess.
My shoutbox is feeling a bit neglected.
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