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Birth Order

Mon Aug 24, 2009, 6:21 PM
Remember, birth order doesn't matter.
Inbred stupidity does.


Alright, so after some browsing on website-making and coding (a sort of back-hobby of mine) I accidentally downloaded a virus that turned off my firewall and added boobtube and youporn icons all over my desktop.

LATER I realized that all of my video files, music fles, and dear lord, my poor Mystery Box of Writing were renamed with various levels of pornographic content.

There is beluga porn out there.

On a happier note, I've never laughed so hard in my life.


I'm on a writing roll ladies and gentlemen and Ralf, and what this means is that you'll suffer an increasing amount of comedy spam, enabled by Terry Pratchett and this new book I got appropriately titled "How to Write Comedy."

It lists a lot of Seinfeld, but I'll just let that go.


PLEASE ANSWER

If you were stuck in a do-or-die situation with a person who didn't speak your language, would you:

A. Teach them yours.
B. Learn theirs.
C. Communicate solely on body language and never speak a word.


That is all.

Good night!

  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: In One Ear - Cage the Elephant
  • Reading: Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett
  • Playing: Pokemon Ruby

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:iconunamerican-misfit:
Depends on the urgency of the situation.....if we had time, I'd like for us to sorta learn one another's...if not we'd draw figures in the dirt/sand/miscellaneous substance until we got our points across. And hopefully we'd make it out alive, lol

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D. All of the above? XDD
I guess I would try to learn theirs.

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:iconichigoxstarxchan:
If we had enough time, I'd try a mixture of A and B, but it was REALLY pressing, I'd go for C.

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:iconkurkurkur:
id laugh so hard too. tell me the names that they switched to. i wanna giggle too.

btw C. id wave my arms like a pterodactyl. C:
:iconthe-lullaby:
Lawl at internet porn. It's sad how horny the people of the world are. I'm glad you've been on a roll with writing though, can't wait for the new deviations!

And to answer...I'd pick C, I suppose, though I'd attempt to learn their language and teach mine to them as I mimed things. Hopefully the hypothetical person is good at charades.

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:iconamazuhyuga:
I think it would be a blasty blast to do all three XD.
I sorry to hear your computer is invested with pron, I hope the pron goes away soon!

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:iconyeahgirl11:
I knew that's how porn got on my computer last time! I just know it! That suck though- do your parents know about it?:XD:

And I agree with Misfit- it depends on the situation, but I'd use body language. If there's a lot of time, I'd try to learn theirs.

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:iconeldestmuse:
I don't think your question is really suitable for an "OR" answer :P I think we're more likely to end up speaking a pidgin version of both our languages after starting out with gestures etc.

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:iconbenyumy:
id try 'c' because it would be kind of hard to teach each other ya know.



(And btw, that sucks about the porn. hopefully none of your friends look at ur computer.)

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