Every day in my class, a friend and I draw various little doodles and write various little stories, usually on the sides of our work paper. I told her I'd write her a story and she said she wanted one called Pig*Land and to do whatever I want with it.

So the next day I doodled some designs for the story and wrote a few funny paragraphs, and before I know it, my class went insane.

Suddenly, everyone's talking about the girl writing a story or a comic called Pig*Land, and everyone wants to know what it's about and everyone starts digging through my notebook.

_{Note: I'd fight a monkey before I'd allow someone I don't know to read my notebook.}

So despite that minor drawback, I now entertain my class each day with a story about a little girl wizard who hands out "Peace Marbles" to pigs and turns them back into real people.

Why? I don't know.

I'm officially the Pig*Land girl.
This is not a title I desire.
It is kind of cool though.


The point of all this is that the story is adorable, funny, and cute, and I can't even post it here. It really has no literary merit whatsoever, and people probably wouldn't think it's funny unless you're there when they make me perform it with funny voices and stuff.

If you're wondering why I'm not posting, it's because I'm off writing a children's story THAT WILL NEVER EXIST.

/fumes