I found a notebook of writing with material written from 2006. I was thirteen years old! There was also some stuff from 2007 and 2008, and I thought I'd share with you some of the worst moments of my childhood.

You guys can vote over which one you think is the worst, because some of these are so bad I can't even tell. xD


1. “I dumped her,” he said. “When we have sex, she shouts in Italian, and it really makes me paranoid.” (2006) _{I was thirteen. I think there's something wrong with me.}

2. “He took my wallet and ran off!” Pam shouted. “So I yelled, Patrick! Stop that right now! And he turned around and said, “How did you know my name was Patrick?” and I said I didn’t, it was a lucky guess, and then he ran off some more. (2007) _{I was going to leave this one out, but I told it to and she cracked up.}

3. He was the kind of guy that planned out what kind of cereal he was going to have a week from now, and would get quite irritated if he wasn’t able to /have/ his Honey Bunches of Oats when he wanted it. (“Damn it Mother, did you bother to /look/ at my schedule before you finished the last of the box yesterday? Now I’m going to have to wear the striped socks!” (2007)

4. “I say we blow up the whole country,” Ji Xong said, but nobody paid him much attention because he said that last week too. “Just blow the whole thing plumb-up. Who’s with me?” (No idea, but it’s old.)

5. Those who hold their tongues get nothing but wet hands. (2006!)

6. Here I am, trying to protect all of you from impending beetle attacks, and all I get is a 'shut up, kid', or funny fish eyed stares. Like that. Yeah, buddy, that's right; I saw that. And that too! I swear, the next time any of you gets cut up, I'm just going to stand there and laugh as you bleed on the floor. Ha. Hahaha. (2006)


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